I wish I couldn't love so it wouldn't hurt me when you say you don't love me at all.
I wish I didn't want to kiss you because I know that if I try you'll only run away.
I wish that I didn't want to touch you. I want to hold you so bad but I know I can't. I shouldn't.
And I wish I couldn't feel anything, want nothing...then I won't feel the pain either the pain I'm feeling right now. I can't bear it.
I wish I didn't have to see you every day because I know you don't even notice me. I know you don't see me because I'm always looking...
I wish I didn't have to pass you by every day because my heart starts beating so hard I feel it will jump out any second.
I wish that... because you just pass me by without even realizing I exist... wish you could hear my heart at that moment.
Would you notice me then? Will you notice this painful feeling I have for you? This feeling called love.
I wish I haven't met you. Wish I haven't seen you. Your face beautiful face that make me smile. The one I can no longer forget.
Because I feel in love the first moment I laid eyes on you. I couldn't stop looking at you then the way I can't stop looking now.
Nothing has changed since then. My feelings have only grown. They grow and the distance between us grows as well.
I'm afraid to get near you because I don't know if you'll even remember my name.
I don't confess my love because I don't want to frighten you. I don't want to break even the little bond we have.
Now, even though you don't notice me. I can stay beside you.
If I confess my feelings, I know you'll reject me and you'll start avoiding me. If that happens I won't even be able to look at you anymore.
I won't be near you and I know that I won't be able to take that because if I can't see you. I might as well die.
I'd rather die than never see you again.
See your smile that shines brighter than the sun and all the start is the night sky.
See your eyes that are as deep and blue as the sea so deep that I get lost every time I look at them.
See your hair; it's as dazzling in the day as it is in the night. It must be so soft. Though I'll never get to touch it...
Your slender body, it looks so gentle and fragile yet it's so strong.
Everything...I just need to see you every little part of you even though I've memorized every detail. I need to see you again every single day....
I don't want to forget how you look. I don't want you to change if I'm not there to see it.
I must be going crazy. I must be completely obsessed with you.
I won't deny it. I know it's true because I want you. I want you to be mine and mine alone.
I hate it when I see somebody else touching you. Making you laugh being with you.
I want to take you away from everything to a place where it's only the two of us.
If I could I would even if you don't want to. Even if it's against your will! Even if you hate me in return
I love you. I love you so much. Love you so deep and strong I'm going insane.
It drives me crazy knowing that you don't feel the same and that you never will.
I drown in rage seeing how others hug you and kiss you but I can't.
How dare they touch you when I'm staying here and just watching from a far?!
Why don't you notice me? Why don't you see that I'm going crazy not being able to get close to you?
Why can't you see that I'm dying? You’re killing me! You laugh so happily when I feel extremely painful here.
I can't take it! I want you! I need you! I plead to have you! I must have you...
But I won't. I know I won't. I know I can't. that I shouldn't...
But this crazy love. It just won't go away.
Yes! I wish I never met you! I wish I never had to see you! You’re so beautiful! You smile there so far away from me.
I wish you could smile at me just once. Look at me! See me! Notice me! I'm not asking you to love me because I love you enough for the both of us.
I love you madly, deeply, passionately, sweetly More than anything and anyone. More than the day loves the sun, the night that loves the moon and stars.
More than the melody that loves to play. And the fire that loves to burn. I love you more than love itself. I love you very much !#$%^&!!!
Monday, December 15, 2008
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Friday, October 31, 2008
61 things most girls dont know
1--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
2--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11--Guys get jealous easily.
12--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17--Guys are very open about themselves.
18--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23--Guys will brag about anything.
24--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
26--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
27--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
28--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
29--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
30--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
31--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
32--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
33--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
34--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
35--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
36--Guys don't really have final decisions.
37--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
38--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
39--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
40--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
49--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
50--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
51--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
52--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
53--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
54--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
55--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
56--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
57--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
58--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
59--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
60--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
61--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
from seven
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
2--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11--Guys get jealous easily.
12--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17--Guys are very open about themselves.
18--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23--Guys will brag about anything.
24--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
26--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
27--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
28--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
29--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
30--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
31--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
32--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
33--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
34--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
35--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
36--Guys don't really have final decisions.
37--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
38--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
39--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
40--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
49--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
50--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
51--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
52--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
53--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
54--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
55--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
56--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
57--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
58--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
59--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
60--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
61--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
from seven
Sunday, August 24, 2008
My new setup Websites...
I have been busy for this week in building website and forum. For my website, I used joomla version 1.5.6. Joomla is an open source pre-made website builder. It uses PHP script which is easy to configure and a open standard coding algorithm. For my 2 forums, I used vBulletin because it is more secured and easy to manage.
please visit my sites:
http://www.ismodavao.org - Inter School Muslim Organization Davao City.
http://www.cotabatowarez.com - Cotabato City, Philippines online forum, buy and sell, and geek site!
please visit my sites:
http://www.ismodavao.org - Inter School Muslim Organization Davao City.
http://www.cotabatowarez.com - Cotabato City, Philippines online forum, buy and sell, and geek site!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Why did IT people needs to learn the value of time and sense of urgency?
Time is Very important for us. For our everyday living, we spend almost our time in doing things we owe to do. It is such very important matter for us to value. We always rely in time, so loosing and wasting it will be a wrong idea of an individual. Some say that time sets everything and everything we do consumes time. But how time is valuable for I.T. people? What will be the significance of it? Why should they value it?
To value time and sense of urgency is practically a choice. This can only be achieved if one chooses to be positive. The discipline to value time and sense of urgency creates an orderly mind of an individuals. The disciplined I.T. individuals can make a great contribute for the better interest of human beings where they live in. When individuals do not agree on a specified time, conflict arises. When we don't manage our time, chaos surely develops. When we don't care our urgency, discouragement begins. When one is lazy, somebody gets crazy. Information that are so vital must be taken with serious attention. Valuing time and high sense of urgency.
I.T. people should be responsible in every aspect especially in time. We should spend the rest of our time in the best part of being an I.T. person. We should use our time wisely. For all we know, time don't go back, even though it never fade. We should have a time management, think of the future.
Sense of urgency also helps us to reduce stress. By performing a task, we must budget our time in order to finish it earlier without pressure like making a project or let say a thesis. We must start doing it ahead of time so that in the day of defense, we know how to present our work better. Spending our time is like spending the life that Allah gave to us.
To value time and sense of urgency is practically a choice. This can only be achieved if one chooses to be positive. The discipline to value time and sense of urgency creates an orderly mind of an individuals. The disciplined I.T. individuals can make a great contribute for the better interest of human beings where they live in. When individuals do not agree on a specified time, conflict arises. When we don't manage our time, chaos surely develops. When we don't care our urgency, discouragement begins. When one is lazy, somebody gets crazy. Information that are so vital must be taken with serious attention. Valuing time and high sense of urgency.
I.T. people should be responsible in every aspect especially in time. We should spend the rest of our time in the best part of being an I.T. person. We should use our time wisely. For all we know, time don't go back, even though it never fade. We should have a time management, think of the future.
Sense of urgency also helps us to reduce stress. By performing a task, we must budget our time in order to finish it earlier without pressure like making a project or let say a thesis. We must start doing it ahead of time so that in the day of defense, we know how to present our work better. Spending our time is like spending the life that Allah gave to us.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Ang sulat ng Magulang...
Sa aking pagtanda, unawain mo sana ako at pagpasensiyahan.
Kapag dala ng kalabuan ng mata ay nakabasag ako ng pinggan o nakatapon ng
sabaw sa hapag kainan, huwag mo sana akong kagagalitan. Maramdamin ang
isang matanda. Nagse-self-pity ako sa tuwing sinisigawan mo ako.
Kapag mahina na ang tenga ko at hindi ko maintindihan ang sinasabi mo,
huwag mo naman sana akong sabihan ng "binge!" paki-ulit nalang ang sinabi
mo o pakisulat nalang. Pasensya ka na, anak. Matanda na talaga ako.
Kapag mahina na ang tuhod ko, pagtiyagaan mo sana akong tulungang tumayo,
katulad ng pag-aalalay ko sa iyo noong nag-aaral ka pa lamang lumakad.
Pagpasensyahan mo sana ako kung ako man ay nagiging makulit at
paulit-ulit na parang sirang plaka. Basta pakinggan mo nalang ako.
Huwag mo sana akong pagtatawanan o
pagsasawaang pakinggan.
Natatandaan mo anak noong bata ka pa? kapag gusto mo ng lobo, paulit-ulit
mo 'yong sasabihin, maghapon kang mangungulit hangga't hindi mo nakukuha
ang gusto mo. Pinagtyagaan ko ang kakulitan mo.
Pagpasensyahan mo na rin sana ang aking amoy. Amoy matanda, amoy lupa.
Huwag mo sana akong piliting maligo. Mahina na ang katawan ko.
Madaling magkasakit kapag nalamigan,
huwag mo sana akong pandirihan.
Natatandaan mo noong bata ka pa?
pinatyagaan kitang habulin sa ilalim ng kama kapag ayaw mong maligo.
Pagpasensyahan mo sana kung madalas, ako'y masungit, dala na marahil ito
ng katandaan. Pagtanda mo, maiintindihan mo rin.
Kapag may konti kang panahon,
magkwentuhan naman tayo, kahit sandali lang. Inip na ako sa bahay,
maghapong nag-iisa. Walang kausap.
Alam kong busy ka sa trabaho,
subalit nais kong malaman mo na sabik
na sabik na akong makakwentuhan ka,
kahit alam kong hindi ka interesado sa mga kwento ko.
Natatandaan mo anak, noong bata ka pa? Pinagtyagaan kong pakinggan at
intindihin ang pautal-utal mong kwento tungkol sa iyong teddy bear.
At kapag dumating ang sandali na ako'y magkakasakit at maratay sa banig
ng karamdaman, huwag mo sana akong pagsawaang alagaan.
Pagpasensyahan mo na sana kung ako
man ay maihi o madumi sa higaan,
pagtyagaan mo sana akong alagaan sa mga huling sandali ng aking buhay.
Tutal hindi na naman ako magtatagal.
Kapag dumating ang sandali ng aking pagpanaw, hawakan mo sana ang aking
kamay at bigyan mo ako ng lakas ng loob na harapin ang kamatayan.
At huwag kang mag-alala, kapag kaharap ko na ang Diyos na lumikha,
ibubulong ko sa kanya na pagpalain ka sana ... dahil naging mapagmahal ka
sa iyong ama't ina...Written by Rev. Fr. Ariel F. Robles
CWL Spiritual Director
St. Augustine Parish
Baliuag, Bulacan
Nalala ko tuloy ang masungit kong lola... :(
Pinoy Jokes
Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.
Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.
A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
"Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"
Beauty contest
Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po.. pero bakit naman butligs pa.....
Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung substitute...
Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong.
Fruits for dessert and lots of juice....
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
SIOPAO
Kulas: Miss, i sa ngang siopao... 'yung babae.
Waitress: Babaeng siopao?
Kulas: Oo. 'Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito.
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:Kasi po, may itlog sa loob!
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day rates!"
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I AM the
husband!"
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!
Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Joseph: Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?!
Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2... cold water.
Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong
balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama...
kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"
Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo, yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).
Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.
Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.
A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
"Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"
Beauty contest
Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po.. pero bakit naman butligs pa.....
Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung substitute...
Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong.
Fruits for dessert and lots of juice....
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
SIOPAO
Kulas: Miss, i sa ngang siopao... 'yung babae.
Waitress: Babaeng siopao?
Kulas: Oo. 'Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito.
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:Kasi po, may itlog sa loob!
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day rates!"
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I AM the
husband!"
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!
Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Joseph: Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?!
Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2... cold water.
Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong
balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama...
kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"
Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo, yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
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